In the hairy world of primetime, Jennifer Aniston
is a cut above the rest.
By Bret Watson
Entertainment Weekly
December, 1995
Stay
with me says Jennifer Aniston. as the small actress
climbs into her huge Land Rover. I drive fast.
Well, yeah, she does. A few L.A. blocks later andBONK!She
bumps the rear of a Ford Taurus. the other driver jumps
out, inspects her own car, and glares at the Land Rover.
Aniston opens her door and warily offers apologies. But
the aggrievated driver wants more: an autograph. Aniston
produces a black-and-white photo and scribbles her name.
And all is forgiven. Thank God I had head shots in
my car, huh? Aniston says later with a laugh.
Aniston's insurance company can be thankful that FriendsTV's
much-copied, much-hyped, NO.3 ranked-serieshas made
her so recognizable. Her role as rich-girl-turned-waitress
Rachel has put her, with David Shwimmer as mensch Ross,
at the heart of TV's most talked-about romance. Beyong the
series, Aniston has become the most sought-after Friend:
she just wrapped supporting roles in two movies (Edward
Burns' She's The One, and Til There Was You-both
due out in mid-96), stars in the upcoming indie-film Dream
For An Insomniac, and will play the leads in Picture
Perfect and How To Date A Congressman (no, that's
not the Bob Packwood story).
On top of that, there's the milk ad with Friend Lisa Kudrow,
the Windows '95 Video Guide with Friend Matthew Perry, and
a Steven Spielberg-directed CD-Rom. Even her hair has achieved
fame as the popular new 'do, the "Rachel". What's
next, a line of salad dressing?
But for Aniston, life in the fast lane often
feels more like a cruise over traffice bumps. During breakfast
at L.A.'s soigné Four Seasons Hotel, a mention of
the Rembrandts' ubiquitous Friends theme song grates,
as if there were shells in her egg-white omlette.
Can we not talk about The Rembrandts'? she sighs.
Were
going to turn into McDonalds! Man, [the Warner Bros.
TV marketers] gotta ease up. They're taking the class of
the show and turning it into a media circus.
And Aniston, 26, isn't used to the center ring. I'm
a little wigged out by it, she admits. Video parparazzi
once ambushed her outside of a quiet restaurant, then pursued
her by car. You think, When is this against the law?
Where does my voice count? I was livid. You understand why
Sean Penn would beat the Shit out of a photographer.
Gossip sheets have had her dating, at different times, each
of the three male Friends (It's such a joke that if
we paid any attention to Hard Copy or all that crap, we'd
go insane, says Shwimmer), as well as Single Guy Jonathan
Silverman, ER's Noah Wyle, and Counting Crows lead singer
Adam Duritz. Adam was the only true story,
Aniston insists. But the media spotlight helped that brief
relationship fizzle. Everybody thought we were this
hot and heavy couple, and we were just getting to know each
other. It took it in a direction I didn't want....But I
made a wonderful friend, Aniston says wistfully, so
that's good.
Fortunatly, Aniston can vent about such indignities with
her five costars. You can really only talk with each
other, she says. Everybody else has this [attitude]
of 'Oh, yeah, cry me a river, tough life!'
Two years ago, Aniston could have cried herself a lake.
Her résumé boasted a string of foundered pilots
and series. she was "petrified" to walk into movie
auditionsfor which she blames her agent at the time,
who predicted she'd find fame on TV. I hated him for
that, because I thought, You have no faith in me,
Aniston recalls. It's like your father, who instilled
doubts in you as a kid.
Indeed, her dad, John Aniston, who plays Victor Kiriakis
on Days Of Our Lives, says he warned his daughter that,
You always see actors strugglingit's something
you wouldn't wish on your children. Jennifer ignored
his adviceparticuarly after her parents divorced when
she was 9. Born in Sherman Oaks, California, she was raised
in New York City by her mom, now a photographer. After graduating
from the High School of the Performing Arts, the Fame
school, in 1987, she headed to Hollywood (Her career choice
did please her godfather, Telly Savalas).
Aniston
got an agent and some gentle advice; Lose weight. I
wasn't fat, I was just Greek, Aniston prtoests, and
Greeks are round with big asses and big boobs. As
she says this, she scoops out the soft inside of a burnt
bagel and eats the remaining shell. thanks to such tricks,
she shed 30 pounds (at 5 feet 5 1/2 inches, she now weighs
110)and got parts on short-lived series like Ferris
Bueller, the Edge, and Muddling Through.
Then along came a pilot called Friends Like These. Originally
asked to audition for the role of Monica, Aniston refused.
I'm so much more Rachel, she says. More
neurotic than Monica, a bit more offbeat.
A title change and a season later, Friends has proved her
ex-agent right. And now Aniston speaks of longing to drive
far away and find little antique stores, and bed-and-breakfasts
and go hiking....and just take some time out for meeting
a man. She confides that her most intense new relationship
is with....her computer. Aniston recently discovered the
internet, where she can mingle in anonymity. I was
up until 3 a.m., she says of the previous nights online
session. I can't get away from it. It's a sickness.
Not even the net affords a complete escape from Friends
mania: This little girl online was like, 'I just got
my hair cut like Rachel's!' It's like when I got the Valarie
Bertinelli cut, the coolest thing in the world. And I had
all these burns on my forehead from my curling iron.
Aniston laughs, trying to keep her head about achieving
notoriety for her locks. It's just a fad. It'll go
away. Will her own fame be hair today, gone tomorrow?
Unlikely. she may need another stack of head shotsand
not just because of her driving.