JEN BARES ALL!
ALL 'TIED' UP IN SIZZLING NEW PHOTOS

By TOM LIDDY

Last updated: 2:50 am
December 11, 2008
Posted: 2:38 am
December 11, 2008

Sizzling-hot Jennifer Aniston is getting down to business.

Wearing nothing but a red, white and blue necktie, the fiery "Friends" star poses for the January GQ (inset) -lying between two undressed men.

Aniston told the mag that her relationship with ex Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is an "insane Bermuda Triangle."

"The funny thing is, people don't realize we all go away to the Hamptons on weekends," she joked.

"That'd be hysterical: I've got Zahara on my hip, and Knox," she said, referring to two of Jolie and Pitt's many children.

Aniston, who clearly doesn't look her age, also doesn't feel 39.

"I feel more comfortable today than I ever did in my 20s or early 30s," she said.

"I'm healthier. I'm more at peace in my mind and with my body." The curvy comedienne bears her claws at Jolie, who has said that she fell in love with Pitt on the set of the 2005 spy flick "Mr. & Mrs. Smith."

"Considering the source, nothing surprises me," Jen sniped.

The leggy leading lady is slightly warmer than ice toward Pitt. She and her former husband, with whom she split four years ago, "don't not talk," she said.

"When there's something to congratulate or celebrate, there's an exchange," she said. "But there's no charge on it."

Aniston, who is dating a younger man, rocker John Mayer, 31, is looking to shed her romantic comedy roots with her latest project - a film called "Pumas."

It's a "Wedding Crashers" takeoff about a pair of aspiring cougars - older women who date younger men.

Another tidbit from the GQ interview as reported by Star Online, and I must say, I totally agree with Jennifer.

From NEWSDAY

Jennifer Aniston and the really hot GQ cover

I heard about the new GQ cover featuring Jennifer Aniston on the radio driving into work this morning. (Sometimes, it pays to be a half-hour late!)

I then kept checking the wires to see when the AP would move a copy of the photo. Whammo! Hello, Jennifer Aniston!

Supposedly, there's an article in there about her, but really, who cares? Like you'll even get beyond that cover photo within the first week of purchasing the magazine. I'm just saying.

I particularly enjoyed the teaser headline on the cover:

"IS IT
JUST US
OR IS
JENNIFER ANISTON
GETTING HOTTER?

Nope. She's always been insanely hot. She's just flaunting it more now. And I'm not sure anyone is really upset over it.

Jennifer Aniston Gets Sassy About John Mayer
By Mike Fleeman and Jennifer Garcia

Originally posted Wednesday December 10, 2008 07:50 PM EST
Photo by: Michael Thompson

Let the rumors about Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer be put to rest � by Aniston herself.

"I am not having his baby. And I have not popped the question," the actress, 39, tells January's GQ (on stands Dec. 23) in a sassy interview in which she also pokes fun at her recent swipe at Angelina Jolie.

"The funny thing is, people don't realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends," jokes Aniston. "That'd be hysterical: I've got Zahara on my hip, and Knox..."

As for her feelings about Mayer, 31, she says, "Honestly, did not know much about him before I met him. I'd heard ... you know, uh 'Your Body' � that song. But what I can say is that I had no idea what an extraordinary musician he is. And it's just great to sit and be witness t that. It's kind of like, Whoa!"

Aniston's currently working on a film called Pumas, which she calls "sort of a female Wedding Crashers" about two "aspiring cougars."

"It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what's been ironic is how hard it's been to get this movie made," she says. "Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America. They'd want to change it; they're saying, 'Oh, you can't do that, people just can't imagine you..."

It's part of what she sees as a disturbing problem in Hollywood.

"Look, I think all women on some level just want to rage against the machine," she says. "There are too many movies out there that don't empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man. And you know, that's not my favorite theme."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20245896,00.html

I watched Courteney on Ellen today and they talked about the tree trimming party that took place at Jennifers. It was funny because at first they just said we were at a friends and then Courteney almost whispered to Ellen saying we can say who it is and then they laughed and Ellen said it was Jen's party and that no one decorated the tree except for Coco. So they said the only ornaments on the tree are at the very bottom because thats the only area Coco could reach.

It was cute and then they played Mad Libs and Courteney used Jennifers name in it to fill in a space for a female celebrity. The story in the end was very funny.

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jennifer-aniston-i-wasnt-trying-to-make-any-statement-with-naked-gq-pics

More tidbits from GQ.



http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b72748_jennifer_aniston_weekends_withbrangelina.html

BTW - we're getting really off-topic on this thread. Should we should continue the non-Jen and John discussion of GQ on Tidbits.

It's like John Lennon said: `Life is what happens while you're making plans.'

Thanks kamia. I enjoyed reading it. Didn't John too say this just recently:

I thought Owen said that.

``I can't think of any better way to celebrate my 40th than being naked by a pool,'' Aniston declares.

lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao!
I loved it! Thanks!

I dont know if this was posted yet or if this is the right spot but I just looked on TV Guide Listings for Jennifer and it says there is going to be an E! True Hollywood Story of her on December 26 at 9PM

I've been waiting for this for quite a while now